Exciting news: my speaking fee reduced $25k

a hint of light

Please pass this news along to your alleged friends, your imaginary buddies in high places and all those blowhard relatives who say they know somebody who knows somebody who could maybe get you a backstage pass to the next Air Supply concert.

Help me get the word out: I am lowering my speaking fee from $100,000 to $75,000 per speak.

I know, it’s crazy. But really, how much money do you need in this life before you disconnect from reality and strut around like you can pay your monthly mortgage or buy a hardback copy of the Baseball Encyclopedia? Patrick A. McGuire, running a bit of a 'tude Patrick A. McGuire, running a bit of a ‘tude

Be apprised that my decision has little to do with the fact that, to date, I’ve had no $100,000 speaking gigs. This is an environmentally responsible decision—think of the green ink and paper saved by printing 25 per cent fewer $1 bills.

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